Bad Girl...Uh...Beep Beep!
"Subjects of God's government must avoid activities condemned by God."*
So, I'm all for condemning shooting up heroin, but, apparently God also condemns:
-- Standing alone in a corner
-- Any sort of disco revival
-- Kissing a wax statue of Elton John whilst wearing white pants and a cowboy hat.
Sheesh. So many rules.
*From "You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth" (1982).
File under: The Watchtower.