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Laugh, dammit.

Me to self: "Write something funny. People want to read something funny on Friday."

Self to Me: "Fuck you. You write something funny."

M: "You're funnier when you've had a cocktail. Go get a cocktail."

S: "It's just after noon, I am not drinking yet."

M: "You're drinking coffee, just put some Kaluha in it and write something funny or people won't want to read your blog."

S: "That's stupid. I'm not going to develop a drinking problem just so people will read my blog."

Me to self starts laughing maniacally.

S: "What? What's so funny."

M: "Oh, yes, that precious. Develop. Develop a drinking problem. Yes, that's good. Write that."

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