Shawn.

I met Shawn fairly recently -- Patrick shot a screenplay that Shawn wrote and they are currently working on another project. Before I met Shawn, I heard so many wonderful things about him. Betsey even said she planned to have his babies. Surely, this must be some remarkable individual, I thought.

All the stories were true. Shawn is incredibly charming and self-assured and dirty in all the right ways. On July 4th, he hosted a barbecue in his backyard. There, we hatched the idea for the very first porno involving Jesus and the disciples at the Last Supper. Yes, we're all going to hell. But at least we'll have good company.

Miss Hag.'s Five Questions for The Homo du Mois:

1.) Who would you cast to play you and the people
most important to you in a movie about your life?
"It would depend on what time in my life the movie was set. Since I've had a pretty boring upbringing I would start around 17 to 18. So, for that age I would pick an unknown actor that resembled Patrick Dempsey. But, when it came to the present I would have to choose myself... I think I could do the challenge."


2.) Name one thing that you believed as a child.
"I believed I couldn't live up to my parent's expectations. Different now."

3.) If we were to look inside your refrigerator
right now, what would we see?
"Nothing, really. Vodka. Patrick's cheese he left me. Shanon's extra pizza box with nothing in it. A few condiments. I think that's about it."

4.) How do you think people from high school would
describe you?
"As a sarcastic asshole who had nice rides throughout high school. I ruled by fear."
How do you think people who know you now would describe you?
"Oh God, I'm not sure. Possibly generous doormat with cynical undertones."

How would you describe yourself?
"A good natured insecure dandy with an overwrought sense of sex."

5.) What do you think about the word "love"?
"I think at this moment I'm actually in it. It's beautiful."