64,174,082.1Make it stop.
There are approximately 6.41 billion people on the planet as of 02.07.05. Of those 6 billion people, 99% are complete assholes. Wankers. Fuckwads. Dipshits.
Think I'm wrong? Prove it.
This past weekend, I was driven to tears by the actions of three separate individuals over the course of a 2 day work period. The first person yelled at me because there were too many french fries on the plate belonging to his 5 year old son who apparently has a weight problem. It is apparently my duty as a random waitress to be the dietary monitor for complete strangers' children. After berating me for several minutes and demanding I remove the offensive food from the plate (since apparently, he as the parent, was too weak to do himself), the family then proceeded to ORDER ANOTHER SIDE OF FRENCH FRIES. The second person to force me to misery yelled at me and smacked me in the back because it was crowded in the restaurant and she did not want to push her chair in so I could pass through. And finally, the asshole of the year told me that I was a bitch because I would not let his party of two people sit at a table set for ten people. He then said, "Fuck you" and threw a saltshaker at me.
These are not isolated incidents, folks. In fact, 99% of the people that I encounter on a daily basis are rude, selfish and violent. And the saddest part is, they are making me in to one of them.