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2.24.2006

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

Give me one moment in time. When I'm more than I thought I could be.

-- Whitney.



Yeah, fuck you. You love that song.


I OVERHEARD THIS CONVERSATION IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM THE OTHER DAY. I SHOULD HAVE RESPONDED WITH WHAT I WAS THINKING, BUT I'M TRYING TO BE A NICE PERSON.


Skinny Girl # 1 -- Ohmigosh. Those pants are so cee-yuuute. What size are they? Can I borrow them?

Skinny Girl # 2 -- Oh. They're, like, a 1 or a 2.

S. G. # 1 -- Awww.

S. G. # 2 -- What?

S. G. -- Well, I wear, like, a zero.

WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID --

Miss Hag. -- How's that working out?
(To S.G. # 1)

S. G. # 1 -- How's what working out?

M.H. -- Being anti-matter.

Soundtrack: Roaring, raucous laughter.

End scene.

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